Holed in the Wall

C’mon, lemme out, please, lemme out, c’mon….

Merry Christmas???

I got tired of just exposing myself to art.

Redneck Phonebooth

I’m sorry but the number you’re calling is being used for moonshine. Please try your call later.

My Kinda Dice

Guranteed to only work in Vegas in casinos with an obtuse sense of humor.

New Circus Act?

That’s the LAST time I have Bush’s Baked Beans.

Saturday Night Cat Fever

John Travolta, eat your heart out!!

Batter Up?

Let’s get our signs straight between us, okay?