“I am ready for a new day…after I get another hamburger! Man, I can’t believe I can only eat fifty burgers a day!
Investigators were shocked to learn that the age enhanced photos of Elvis Presley were indeed, “Off the mark.”
MMMMMMMMMMM Kiss me baby ..that’s right my mom said Im all that and a bag of nanners! I like to move,move it.
Janet Jackson, pre-surgery photo.
“I am ready for a new day…after I get another hamburger! Man, I can’t believe I can only eat fifty burgers a day!
Michael Moore feared the world would learn his mother was a stripper.
…my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
Smell this.
“1 sec this just came from the dry cleaners”
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Has anyone one seen my Bro-zire
Grandpa?
I have nipples Greg…Can you milk me?
I shouldnt of eaten all those damb corndogs
Who needs Armani when you got a BODY like this, baby???
I’m dead-sexy…
Who wants to see me shit 6 nerf footballs?
OR
I looked good till my boobs deflated.
I named the left one “Burger” and the rght one “King”!
Honey, Does this outfit make me look fat?
Hey Dubya- wanna monkey around?
At least I don’t look like Michael Jackson!
look im a big fawking ape..harharhar
Batman has nothing on me
Alright keep you shirt on, you can have bananas for tea.
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Investigators were shocked to learn that the age enhanced photos of Elvis Presley were indeed, “Off the mark.”
Was that deodorant tested for potential effects on human genes?
D N A TEST? O.K THEN LET’S GO.
Your turning me any which way but loose, any which way but loose…
wow///..
I’d better get a s**tload of beads for *this* one!
You want to mess with this?!
You want some of this?!
You know you want some of this.
“Who’s Your Daddy?!”
Barefoot and Pregnant – the fate of poor women the world over.
You killed my brother! Now I shall have my revenge!
*song* “Baby, You can leave your hat on…”
MMMMMMMMMMM Kiss me baby ..that’s right my mom said Im all that and a bag of nanners! I like to move,move it.
Sweet home, Alabama! Lord I’m comin’ home to you!
Michael Moore caught in the fitting room at K-Mart.