So Mike Ditka isn’t running for the Senate after all. Too bad, it would have been entertaining. Caption dis coach!
So Mike Ditka isn’t running for the Senate after all. Too bad, it would have been entertaining. Caption dis coach!
dont react . . . .
“Well, Lady, you know what dey say ’bout a man wid big hands an’ a little, tiny noggin…”
Uh… What was I saying? Did you see the jugs on her?
Umm, uh, uh, gee what was I saying? Oh, yeah, um, I’m — who did you say I was?
“Ya know, I tink da Bearce are a fine team…..an’ I wisht I was coechin’ dem…but tink dem Falcons are so freakin’ good, an’ I’m hoe-pin’ ta be dere new coech so’s I can watch dat Georgia Teck bassetball team and dose blonde cheerleeders wit’ da big fun-bags! HA!”
look,look people. I bet you $1000 that i can eat all of these microphones
It was an unfortunate incident, and unfortunately it happened, but I’m moving on. I’m just glad to be here and to be able to face this kind of, you know, thing, and, uh, hopefully in the future this sort of thing will not occur because, as we all know, it was unfortunate. Let’s face it: we all know life is all about unfortunate incidents and, you know, what’s important is not that it was unfortunate, but, uh, that we learn from our mistakes, you know, unfortunate mistakes, and uh, we face it, you know, and move on. I’m just here learning from my mistakes, and moving on, all you can ask.
Yes, I am auditioning for the American Idol, ya got a problem with it??
Keep the mics coming. This dude is so gonna poke me in the nose with the baby one.
I am the most uncaptioned photo! Perhaps I couldn’t win the Senate after all?