ET, Phone Home

ET, Phone Home

Billionaire Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, pledged to donate 13.5 million dollars for the research into extra-terrestrial life. Such a practical use of funds deserves a caption, doncha think?

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  1. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    This guy is a real joker.

  2. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    Nooo…that didn’t work either. He’s still there.

  3. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    Now activating the magic card Black Hole. This destorys every monster on the field

  4. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    Where are a couple of crime-fighting-super-heroes when you need them? Batman and Robin. This stupid Joker. Let’s get him out of here.

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    Knows said:

    That didn’t work…

  6. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    That is it!!!
    Blue Eyes White Dragon: White Lightening Attack!!!!

  7. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    You know in the movie that big ugly alien in “Men in Black,” starring Will Smith, hidding in that human suit was real!? I know because I am that alien.

  8. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    I come in PEAS!!!

  9. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Knows said:

    Summoning Blue Eyes White Dragon to the field. Attack factor of 3000 points. Defense factor 2500 points. I place three cards face down on the field.
    What?! I have no time to caption this moron?!
    I am trying to defeat Seto Kaiba in a duel of Duel Monsters!!!!

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    Knows said:

    Summoning Blue Eyes White Dragon. Attack factor of 3000 points. Defense factor or 2500 points. I place three cards face down on the field. Now, it is Seto Kaiba’s turn.

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    Chula said:

    I’m giving up technology,I’m in Mime School now. This week we learned “stuck in a box” see?

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    Farley said:

    “Me Have a wife? No.And NO I’m not gay. I’m a nerd”

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    sammmmmy said:

    No gay night is tuesdays, today is wensday so were are the strippers?

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    lilith said:

    “Oh comeon… I totally didn’t coordinate my outfit with this backdrop…
    …ok, I SO did. How cute am I?!”

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    Shardi said:

    “Oooh do behave!!!”

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    jondapicam said:

    Now, now! Ladies, there’s no need to get crazy over me. There’s enough of this babe magnet to go around.

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    Sue Donym said:

    O.K….there may be life on Mars, but with that outfit and 13.5 million dollars…I’m embarrassed of life on Earth…
    BTW…The “my little buttercup caption” is cracking me up…

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    jas said:

    oh please, these teeth are just the best aren’t they

  19. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Koral said:

    “OK OK, look if I sing will you all stop going on about the 404 errors??”

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    joselyn said:

    sing it with me..”my little buttercup has the sweetest smile, sweet little buttercup can’t you stay awhile..come on sing!!”

  21. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Henry G. Maday said:

    I just wanna look up some old friends.

  22. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Eric said:

    I’m jus keeeding…

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    Domingo Garcia said:

    Meanwhile back on E.T’s planet
    Paul: Yes, I will sell to Extra-terrestrial life-technology.
    ET (Alien): Oh no you wont!
    Back on Earth
    Reporter: Will you give up millions of dollar for this.
    Paul: No, I won’t.
    Looks up; it reminds him of the aliens
    Paul: On second thought

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    Mindy said:

    Please no jokes! My wife is an alien

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    Mary Jo said:

    I wanted to find my long lost friends…

  26. VA:F [1.9.11_1134]
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    Mary Jo said:

    No, I insist, keep the money. I have 70 million more.

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    Jessica said:

    “No, no, really. I have never had plastic surgery.”

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    Joel said:

    Windows was Bill’s idea. Don’t blame me!

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