Larry, I know you are a big fan of Garlique, believe me, your breath shows it! Please back away, my eyebrows are starting to smoke.
Hold it right there. First of all, I’m straight. However, if I were gay, I’d like to hook up with Tom Welling.
In the face of his guest’s kung fu threat, Larry prays to his personal friend, God (how do you think he survived so many wives and heart attacks?).
stop!who told you i was gay? cause i am so not gay.
NO!! Stop it right there…I do not want to be set up with ANY women.
I swear, Larry, Jane and I are just chat friends – no cams ever!
Please Larry! No more renditions of ‘I will always love you’
“No, Larry. Lips that touched Marlon Brandos’ shall never touch mine.”
Don’t leave me hangin here, Larry!! Alright!!
And when his hand came down on the button Larry recieved 10,000 volts through the microphone
Yes, I did see Clay naked once…But I swear It was an accident!
Larry, I know you are a big fan of Garlique, believe me, your breath shows it! Please back away, my eyebrows are starting to smoke.
Alright Larry slow down we can take this relationship one step at a time no need to rush
I don’t know anything Larry. The only thing I know is that I’m a progressive
Where’s the Simon Cowell of MIME when you need him?!
Look you old baldy I may have nice hair but come on the girls don’t come.
Not up my ass, Larry.
I’d like to see Larry at last Ukrainian elections
See this hand, Larry? Say one more stupid question and I swear I’ll slap you! I mean it, King!
No thanks, I’m drug free
Hold it right there. First of all, I’m straight. However, if I were gay, I’d like to hook up with Tom Welling.
You’ll now find the coin behind your left ear.
In the face of his guest’s kung fu threat, Larry prays to his personal friend, God (how do you think he survived so many wives and heart attacks?).
Talk to the hand, Larry!