Hey, he’s the leader of the free world. But even those of us who like him should be able to come up with a doozy for this photo.
Hey, he’s the leader of the free world. But even those of us who like him should be able to come up with a doozy for this photo.
Life’s like a box of chocolates…..
“YOU MEAN NOW I CAN PLAY WITH REAL ARMY MEN!!! “THANKS DAD!”
Hey! I just found the princess.
“See, people won’t vote for you if you appear smarter than they are. Clinton was a Rhodes scholar, but if he hadn’t faked that hillbilly drawl, he’d never have gotten a single vote. Hell, If the voters had known I was formulating an 11-dimensional, tachyon-oriented, modification to Einstein’s more difficult general theory of relativity, Kerry would be president today. He’s dumber than a box of old hammers.”
Leader of the “free” world. It won’t be “free” when I get ahold of it Condoleeza my love!!
What the hell is that?
I got an idear why not make me King
Is that a Pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me Dad…
And to think I’m the leader or the frree world, I can charge all I want for oil which all goes into my pocket and blame it on the war. I’m running the biggest con job in America and all these idiots in the christian coalition think God put me in office. I’m even greater than Saudiam!
What do you mean: “Let’s discuss your cafeine addiction”?
I found this lovely cigar in my office! I bet my ole’ buddy bill clinton left this for me! (eeewww!)
Durrr… Which way did he go George… Which way did he go??
Thats the Biggest one I have ever seen.
Hey kids, let’s put on a show!
“Are those chicken wings?!?! Oh man, I can enjoy these, those garwsh darn PETA liberals will ride my ass like a hot tempered bronco for taking away a chicken’s ability to fly”
STWEEDLE!
Ahhwwwww…Me donn” know!!!!!
Hot Dawg!! Either Dick Cheney’s hamster just crawled up my pants, or I’m chokin’ on another pretzel! Yee Haw!
Hey you like my personation of John Kerry!
Hey Dick, nice thong! Can I give’er a try???
I like toast.
BUSHWACKED!
KETCHUP POPSICLES?!?!?
I LOVE KETCHUP POPSICLES!!!
Wanna see me Nuke , Somebody ?!
HOWDY , Mary Carey !
Shoot! I feel happier than a hound dog humpin’ Anjelina Jolie’s leg.
C’mon , Guys ! Wanna try my ,Pickled Chicken Eyes? I just made it , folks ?!
WOOT , Karl !!! I didn’t know that was the Panic Button ! They’s, just delivered me an Pizza at 4 a. m. ?!
See, I DO have two front teeth!