Phil Spector is a musical genius, but not so good with relationships. He has a tendency to pull guns on women that are close to him. Big trouble.
Phil Spector is a musical genius, but not so good with relationships. He has a tendency to pull guns on women that are close to him. Big trouble.
damn!…were did i leave the gun?
A Dazed Phil was unaware of the Thing attacking his head
Hmm, I guess I really should move away from all those power lines!
Phil’s defence team opts for the “But he’s already been electrocuted, you can’t kill a man twice” defence.
Next season’s AquaNet spokesmodel…
Someones channelling Tina Turner.
“…then, your Honor, she made me french kiss an electrical outlet. So I wrestled the gun away and shot her.”
I am a superior being….you earthling you.
Ok Phill, first stick this penny in here.
Oohhhh so many,
-I think the real crime here is the utter disregard for conditioner.
-Looks like someone already got the chair.
-Ah the witch trials of Nostredamus.
-I thought cameras weren’t allowed in the Michael Jackson courtroom.
-Diana Ross’ probabion hearing.
(and I’m spent)
wait, this is a man?…… THIS IS A MAN?????????? hey everybody, check this out, this man looks like an ugly lady. yesterday i saw one of the worlds longest noses ride by in passenger seat. i laughed out loud. i have never done this before. but this warented it. easily 2 and 1/2 inches long.
hazaaaaaaaa!
Im gonna shoot my barbras head off that ass he said I would look good in curls
Ever wonder what the love-child of Marge Simpson and Richard Simmons would look like?
Wonder no more.
on an unrelated note: Phyllis Diller’s hair was reported missing somewhere in north Hollywood. Police are (hah!) combing the area, looking for the escaped follicular beast…
I’m impressed with his hairdresser. I’ve never seen a simulation of a shockball before.
Just ’cause i like touchin’ kids don’t mean i can’t rock
Albert Einstein was my father and let me tell you about the big bang theory
Ironically, Spector reports that his pubes are soft, long flowing, and without split ends.
the light bulb is changed
First of all I’d like to point out that the LAPD has a history of racial prejudice when it comes to solving the murders of young white blonde women. Secondly,Your Honor, I do not believe that my unique and misunderstood lifestyle should be characterized in this court room as strange and bizarre. It is clear to everyone up in this here mofo, that I am merely “Afrocentric.” And, I wants me some niggas on the jury too, word…
now scream real loud into my ass
Nobody smoke!!!
The Ronettes combined were way easier to control than chicks today!
Wow, he looks like a felon, just in time for the court conviction!
The Mad Hatter got stuck in court and was late for his own tea party.
The day the fashion police DID come to call…….
Where did I leave the mop!!??
Phil Spector and 70′s cartoon star “Hair Bear” … separated at birth?
Damn humidity…
IT’S ALIVE!!!!
Rooster laying eggs in a container.
Do you think the women that go out with him are interested in his looks or his money. Hmmmm…
This is what happens to your new perm if you wash it before you’re supposed to.
Remember: You have to wait 24 hours to wash that new perm ladies and gentlemen..
This is your hair on drugs!
The day Phil stood too close to the “Wall of Sound”.
Ludwig, you must eat! Ugh!
The police are mystified over where Mr. Spector could have hidden the weapon.
The fork was stuck in the toaster!
Even now, Richard Simmons swears, “Oh my god! Like, I’m SO not gay!”
Bad hair day? No. Why do you ask?
Do ask M.J. about a bad face day?
He got a wig made of Einstein’s preserved hair. Unfortunately, Albert’s brain was not available, so a pig-to-human transplant was performed. Oink, oink.