A dentist at work in his consulting room. A local councillor fed up with the exorbitant prices of Britain’s dentists has come up with an alternative plan, he will ship people to France for cheap operations on what he is calling ‘The Tooth Ferry’. Caption that!
I cannot work like this! Sir, please schedule an appointment for a time when you’re not having hickups!
Your teeth are fine but I’d like to refer you to a very good hair specialist.
From the diaphragm… Perfect, that’s the note! And please before the next lesson, brush your teeth, huh?
Wait. I think I see Jimmy Hoffa’s ring.
Hold still mate, I think I dropped my tweezers in there.
I see your bridge fell down.
And now, with a wave of my hands, I will make your molar disapear!
Yah, we can get ya the porcelain veneers, missy, but you’ll need a hair weave too if you expect to make it to The Swan pageant…
Wouldja stop singing for just a second, Pavarotti??
Nope! Its not in here!
Open your wallet really wide for me now….
Go into the light…