U.S. tennis player Jennifer Capriati grimaces as she returns a backhand shot to Amelie Mauresmo from France during their semi-final match of the Ladies German Open in Berlin. Scary?
U.S. tennis player Jennifer Capriati grimaces as she returns a backhand shot to Amelie Mauresmo from France during their semi-final match of the Ladies German Open in Berlin. Scary?
This is great, a home run! Wait. This isn’t baseball…
Weeee
Transvestite bangs balls.
After lifting weights the night before the tournament, the bones and muscles in her arms turned to jelly the moment she attempted to swing her racket.
Match this, Sammy Sosa!
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now…
Ohhhh! I knew I shouldn’t have forgotten my Preparation H!
“PMS? You want PMS? I’ll show you PMS!”
So you think Arnold is bad? Just wait ’til I’m done with you, honey…
Steroids??? You wanna step over the net and try to prove it?!
My feet are killing me!!
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those burritos before the match!
Hey you girly, girl. I’m gonna pump you up!
After I hit this ball, I am going to jump over the net and shove this tennis racket down your throat!