The Michael Jackson/Media Freak Show continues. Like you really need my prompting to come up with something for this?
The Michael Jackson/Media Freak Show continues. Like you really need my prompting to come up with something for this?
crap i hate it when my hands stick together..thats plastic surgery for you
bless you my child!
please forgive me god, for i had sinned
“Please believe me! I’m innocent, and I’ve only ever had one nose job. Honest!”
That was fun. Can we do it again?
I will bow done to you camera if you just give me a makeover
please im so ugly help help
“I swear on Macaulay’s virginity… wait.”
I PROMISE, I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN
That’s not a cleft in my chin, it’s a combination kiddie cock slot/slobber gobbler.My friend’s call it Peter Pan.
Now I lay me down to creep,
I prayer the Lord my soul to peep.
If I should die before I rape,
I prayer the Lord my soul to scrape.
You can also tell from the photo that the bedtime clock at Neverland ranch is temporarily out of order.You see, the big hand can’t touch the little hand.
They say you can tell a woman’s true age by her hands.
To all the Viewers at home PLEASE, Let your little boys come out to play!
Bring me your tired, your weak, your unwashed masses, your twelve year old boys…
The Ronettes combined were way easier to control than chicks today!
Please, please don’t judge me by the way I look.
Pretty please with sugar on top? If you do, I promise to be your best friend…
I always thought the creepiest thing about Micheal is how his hands don’t match his face. Look how old and weathered (and large) they look compared to his features, which are dainty, feminine artificial.
All those years of begging to MAcaulay Culkin to join his sleepover…pity, pity.
All my life I wanted to make it to the top
(That’s word,I PREY)
Some said I wouldn’t
They told me no,but I didn’t stop
(That’s word,I PREY)
Working hard,making those moves everyday
(That’s word,I PREY)
And on my knees every night,you know I PREY
That’s word,I PREY(PREY)
Ah,yeah,pray(PREY)I got to PREY
Just to make it today
I said we PREY(PREY) ah,yeah,PREY(PREY)
I got to PREY
Just to make it today
That’s word,I PREY
Children dying,oh,so fast from this or that
(That’s word,I PREY)
Needing that monkey
Smoking that dope and doing that crack
(That’s word,I PREY)
Ten years old stand outside
Better look out..I’m gonna PREY
That’s word,I PREY(PREY) ah,yeah,PREY
I need to PREY
Just to make it today
I need to PREY(PREY),ah,yeah,PREY
I need to PREY
Just to make it today
That’s word,I PREY
On a mission start to doubt.here we go
(That’s word,I PREY)
Kicking back,read these words we need to know
(That’s word,I PREY)
Living high,living good,living long
(That’s word,I PREY)
Take a minute, bust a PREYer
And you’re up to no good
That’s word,I gotta PREY(PREY)
ah,yeah,PREY
I need to PREY
Just to make it today
I need to PREY(PREY),ah,yeah,PREY
I need to PREY
Just to make it today
That’s word,we PREY
I’m sending this one out to the Court
(That’s word,we PREY)
And I thank you and I know we need to PREY
(That’s word,we PREY)
Cause all the blessings that are good they come from above
(That’s word,we PREY)
And once again I want
To say “thank you” to the Court with all our love
That’s word,I PREY(PREY)
ah,yeah,PREY
Coming soon to a theater near you: “White Chicks 2: Legally White”
I hope you have noticed that my handcuffs are solid gold.
Oh God, please don’t let Kirk Douglas have his chin back!
Thank you so much for taking that Kermit reporter away. I am so afraid of Muppets.
Welcome to the holy church of Tuchidaboi, an ancient tradition of China that I have begun to expand in America! The next meeting comprises of myself and any 8-12 year old boys that are interested in joining.