HANOI, Vietnam — A Vietnamese man who hasn’t been to a barber in 31 years is vying to get in the Guinness World Records for having the longest hair, state-controlled media reported Monday. Tran Van Hay’s hair is 20 feet long, Thanh Nien newspaper said. What do you suppose is living in this man’s hair? Captions please!

Wow! Just think how many William Shatners, Ted Dansons, and other bald Hollywood pates that would cover!
the inventor of the flowbie was ironically terrified to have his hair cut
What is this “conditioner” you speak of?
Because I’m worth it.
I went broke buying shampoo
Let’s see what we have in my hair, k. Here’s my comb, a flower, my schoolbooks as a child,a wad of gum and some snowflakes, hold on, I think that’s dandruff and some….ahhhh RATS!!!!!!!
Cloning experiment with Jackie Chan nad Rapunzel gone wrong.
Hair today, Guinness Tomorrow?
i just stepped into the post office to mail a letter !!!!
This hair is the mane problem. After three decades of nourishing these tresses, they’re beginning to suffocate(cough) me!!!
After a tragic encounter with a crazed Cookie Monster, coroners could only retrieve so much of Mister “Snuffy” Snuffleupagus’ remains.
For my next trick, I will grow my nose hairs the length of the Great Wall of China!