They ask my why, why I’m a hairy guy

They ask my why, why I’m a hairy guy

HANOI, Vietnam — A Vietnamese man who hasn’t been to a barber in 31 years is vying to get in the Guinness World Records for having the longest hair, state-controlled media reported Monday. Tran Van Hay’s hair is 20 feet long, Thanh Nien newspaper said. What do you suppose is living in this man’s hair? Captions please!

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    jondapicam said:

    Wow! Just think how many William Shatners, Ted Dansons, and other bald Hollywood pates that would cover!

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    chrsblck said:

    the inventor of the flowbie was ironically terrified to have his hair cut

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    Anonymous Coward said:

    What is this “conditioner” you speak of?

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    Koral said:

    Because I’m worth it.

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    s said:

    I went broke buying shampoo

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    Domingo Garcia said:

    Let’s see what we have in my hair, k. Here’s my comb, a flower, my schoolbooks as a child,a wad of gum and some snowflakes, hold on, I think that’s dandruff and some….ahhhh RATS!!!!!!!

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    todd said:

    Cloning experiment with Jackie Chan nad Rapunzel gone wrong.

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    Brent said:

    Hair today, Guinness Tomorrow?

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    james said:

    i just stepped into the post office to mail a letter !!!!

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    Rochelle Siegel Smith said:

    This hair is the mane problem. After three decades of nourishing these tresses, they’re beginning to suffocate(cough) me!!!

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    Eibii said:

    After a tragic encounter with a crazed Cookie Monster, coroners could only retrieve so much of Mister “Snuffy” Snuffleupagus’ remains.

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    Joel Comm said:

    For my next trick, I will grow my nose hairs the length of the Great Wall of China!

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