Dick Cheney, fresh out of the hospital after suffering from shortness of breath, has something to say. What is it?
Dick Cheney, fresh out of the hospital after suffering from shortness of breath, has something to say. What is it?
“kids,gay daughter, get up here quick – k-mart’s photo department ai’nt open all night!
What are the pinko commies whining about now … their “civil rights”?!
Well, of course I was short of breath after holding it all those hours on election night!
“You talkin’ to me?.I eat guys like you for breakfast.If you mention my daughter’s preference again on your program,I’ll send The Locusts From Hell to descend upon your house and make you and your family disappear.So shutup or else.Got it??”
This is who you want hunting down Diaper-heads in the middle-east and….ferchrissake….Anytown, USA….OOOOO_RAHHHHH! GIMME YER DEATHFACE!!!!
This is my smile!
My sister just cut me out of my lefse ration and I am mad as hell!!
I’m not bad. I’m just photographed that way.
(Ala Jessica Rabbit)
As the Vice President, I usually get the news later. Someone told me Kerry won. That’s enough to do it. GRRR!
“They said I was in for ‘shortness of breath’, but in reality, everyone just wrote ‘SOB’ on my medical chart.”
Further proof that the VP is the illegitimate child of Ed Asner and Jonathan Winters’ “Maude Frickert”.
Halliburton’s HMO paid for these new dentures – what’s it to ya?
And if that sissy boy, John Edwards, comes around here again, I’ll open up a can of whoop@ss on him!